10 MORE Facts You Probably Don’t Know About Me but You Do Now (warning some explicitness)

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  1. When I am pissed off, I will play Lil Kim’s Crush on You and most of her Hardcore album until I am ashamed of myself.
  2. The only reason I haven’t “blown up someone’s spot” is because I believe in Karma, and despite what I may say, I am not ready to die on July 21st or become worse than I already am.
  3. Apparently God wants me to frolic around in His Universe for a while too so I can spread my light around.
  4. My dark side, tho, is an evil bitch. Yeah you don’t really wanna meet her, ever.  Not only that, but no one has enough bail money.
  5. I crave peanut butter constantly. (protein issues maybe)
  6. I am the ULTIMATE ANTITHESIS of “you attract what you are”
  7. I attract sociopaths and emotionally damaged men.
  8. I am NOT as strong as I appear to be. Am I fighter and a survivor? Yes. Strong? Nah. Inside no one knows how much I hurt.
  9. Yeah, I’m completely in Love with a dead man who was a brilliant artist, heroin addict, and eclectic genius with a very large dick. (10 inches or more)
  10. I cannot and will not say the word cock unless it is followed by “a doodle doo”.

Okay…there may be more…later…probably…shit I didn’t feel like writing today but yeah anywho…

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